Code:
#include <iostream>
using namespace std;
bool peado;
bool michael;
int main()
{
peado = true;
michael = false;
if (peado == true)
cout << "he's the next jimmy svaille";
else if(michael == false)
cout << "He is like michael jackson the fucking perve";
else
return 0;
}
Wrote that code just then. The beauty of it is its fun pissing people off on skype.....