So its a late night after poundin tht cht ya girl gets all woozy and falls asleep from the big ole ban hammer. She all snoring n cht and that cht is not sexy so you go in the other room and call up this other girl youve been talking to from the start as you talking and havin a good time bang your gf long azz toes come marching down the hallway while you was to busy laughing and flirting you didnt hear her come... Now listen closely now because this is where most peeps get stuck as you slowly bring down the phone shes like who tf you talking 2 she start taking off her earrings and tying up her hair like she about to do something tonight but we all know tht this btch aint bout to do cht she just making a show ... flashback too Now as you slowly drop the phone from your ear your gf all trippin n cht askin you who you on the phone with you tell her this
then look at her salty azz face from getting owned and turn on that ps3 and play some call of duty because you deserve too!!!!...We_thy_unknown If you like these jokes i make up i can make some more just leave a like mutha cruncher!!! PEACE
