I am a straight, comfortable in skin, white, privileged male, and I find people that use fidget spinners to be gay. While the average fidget spinner owner may in fact find physical attraction to members of the opposite gender, this does not mean that they cannot be gay. When a "fidgeter" uses a fidget spinner, they are using a "toy" to "pleasure" themselves. I have spoken to many fidget spinner owners, or "fidgeters", and they all say that spinning fidget toys is addicting and naturally pleasing. They love to spin them at random strengths and watch them slowly come to a stop. Using a toy in this many, to please oneself, is, in fact, gay. It is just as gay anything else that someone does to please them. When you think about it, you, a member of either the male or female gender, are pleasing yourself, a member of the male or female gender. This, in and of itself, is gay. Furthermore, you are using toys in order to aid in this activity, making it doubly gay.
Now, I know what you're thinking. How can it be gay if it is meant to distract you? Well, just because it's meant for one thing, doesn't mean it needs to be used on it. Socks are meant to be worn on your feet, but that doesn't mean I can't jack off into them. Right now, fidget spinners are used simply for pleasure, not to calm people down. They are gay in the way they are used. They do, in turn, make the user gay as well. If you use a fidget spinner because you like to do it, you are gay, and the fidget spinner is an instrument of your gayness, therefore making it gay. This is proof that fidget spinners are gay.
Now, I know what you're thinking. How can it be gay if it is meant to distract you? Well, just because it's meant for one thing, doesn't mean it needs to be used on it. Socks are meant to be worn on your feet, but that doesn't mean I can't jack off into them. Right now, fidget spinners are used simply for pleasure, not to calm people down. They are gay in the way they are used. They do, in turn, make the user gay as well. If you use a fidget spinner because you like to do it, you are gay, and the fidget spinner is an instrument of your gayness, therefore making it gay. This is proof that fidget spinners are gay.
