How to Gain Weight at Terrifying Speeds?

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CemeteryJazz

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Hi, I'm looking to be oppressed and beautiful. What kinds of methods are there for releasing my inner health? I've tried injecting melted butter directly into my heart, but all that did was make my arteries too healthy and I had to spend some time in the HISpital being subjected to the patriarchy telling me how to live.

In order to be truly healthy, I need to pack on a few thousand pounds. To reach my target weight of 8000 pounds by next June, I want to gain 25 pounds a day for about 315 days. After I approach the weight of an orca whale, I'll undergo natural vegan surgery to become a true womyn on the outside as well as on the inside.

Thanks for any advice.
 
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