We all know that. You've ate a good meal or had a long night drinking or just ate to much and then it happens. The urge to take a nice dumb. Putting Obama in the White house. Snickers squeezin'. And then when you've finished, you wipe. And you wipe again. And again. And you're still wiping and wiping and wiping... And it won't stop. You're wiped about 100 times and it doesn't stop! It's like a shit edding! Maybe obamas secret exit starts to burn. And you wipe a last time and it finally came clean! The wipemare finally ends! Your mood gets better and your chocolate door stops burning! You leave your place with a smile. And you enjoy the rest of your day.